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when you're on the toilet and you hear your phone...
When I close the wrong tab....
daralina: meliamango: all the time
who ever reblogs this, i will donate 10 cents to...
yesbr0: what kind of a bitch WONT reblog? -_-
What song? →
Getting an A on a test:
j0hnny: nickiyuuup: White kid: Asian Kid: Black Kid who sleeps the entire class period:
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
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I just realized I've never seen a tree with apples
sleepeatdrinksleep: oh my god, me too except on pet society
i-am-ready-for-abduction asked: Love your bloggg:)